Sometimes trump hears a policy suggestion and it becomes an earworm for him. Then he’ll keep repeating that earworm until it’s out of his head.

Block instance and block community buttons are your friends.

“sir, we’ve invented something that blows up when you step on it”

“That’s great, but where’s your sense of drama?”

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Ghosts are just another conspiracy theory.

“Haha, you plebs think it’s just the plumbing, but I know the truth!”

Same energy as born again Christians trying to convert me from atheism.

“I used to be you!”

No, you were a slightly less annoying version of you. You don’t know me at all.

Everyone is all “actually it would be impossible” like this bitch did math before telling the guy to go fuck himself.

God this game sucks, I can’t even pay $60 for a cosmetic.

I looked him up.

“The best Tesla cybertruck influencer”

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For me it was just hot as balls.

Nah this summer dragged on forever.

But you were soooo unsure what they were talking about, now it did happen but it wasn’t a big deal.

Next: it was a big deal but those poor bystanders deserved it.

We know you know about rainfurrest. We know you know.

Fuck Grandpa Joe.

A lot of white men with a lot of black friends very often make one crucial error:

That N-pass is only good for your friends.

magic works

Humans have yet to prove it.

I will never not laugh at that. He spends so long chopping with the axe, and then drops the punchline. It’s perfect.

Elon hasn’t said a word, but we will.

Fucking emerald spoon clown.

Truly mysterious.

Real object names.