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Become ungovernable.

It’s a direct quote from the lobster himself, so it must be true!

That is John Fucking Zoidberg, and he deserves more respect.

I am phenomenally excited about that. I hope it becomes a universal thing.

I want to offer you a new superpower.

When I say, “bless you,” when someone sneezes, if someone asks me, “You aren’t religious! Who are you asking to bless me?” I answer;

“No one. I’m the one blessing you.”

So I guess, this time, you could say, “You’re doing a good thing.”

If I open my door Thursday night and go to put candy in someone’s bag and see a toothbrush, I’m giving them a second handful of candy.

I wonder if this is what people felt like when they first started reading about AIDs. We used to have it so good…

Oh my God! No, thank you!

Poor man.

I actually found this quite enjoyable. Thanks for sharing!

Get the fuck out of here!

The bar is in hell.

Bob Dole needs an electric car, but I would also accept the head of Bob Dole riding a little saucer with a cool cape (as befitting the first emperor of the moon.)

I made a dhampir in pathfinder based on several truths about me and one of them was that I abhor direct sunlight.

I enjoyed this immensely.

Terrible news. Looking permanently moist has been the hot makeup trend for a while now.

That’s how I would’ve done it. And I would’ve uses the skewer specifically because I could get it done in like 10 seconds and spend the next minute and a half getting it to stand long enough for the picture.

To add to this, I’m shocked anyone actually believes these toggles do anything. Time and again these companies have proven that they merely “respect” your wishes and they’ll do whatever they want, then pay the slap-on-the-wrist fine later.

I would like to add to this conversation, “I’ve talked it over with myself and I’ve decided I’m going on strike,” is an extremely powerful thing to say.

…I didn’t promise my addition would be valuable.

Seriously. This happens all the time. You can take your ball and go a new place to play. The power is with content creators, not the people who own the space you’re in.

My cat is a fetch cat. He loves to fetch.

Every time he does a pounce on one of his toys and rabbit kicks it, or stalks it across the living room, I praise him for all his murder skills. I also will tell him that’s why he’s not allowed outside, he’s simply too fierce and terrifying and all the animals would die.

He seems to enjoy the praise because if I don’t say anything he’ll keep playing, but when I praise him he runs back to me with his toy and a jaunty little prance for scratches.