I don’t love that you jumped to listing a bunch of terrible things you projected onto him. Famous dude like that probably did, but listing making out with an underage groupie as if it were just a cheeky thing is kind of awful.

I looked it up and apparently the photo is backstage at the International Hotel in 1969.

In 1973 he was apparently hospitalized for an addiction to pethidine (I had to look it up- Demerol) and when he died, they found several drugs in his system, so my guess is drugs.

Considering that all these models are trained on stolen content, no one should be surprised if this were true.

I am on painkillers and I submit that airmelon should be a marshmallow. Really break the mold.

And the yeast can sense fear.

Luckily, it can also sense anger which is why I remember every failure before I approach the dough.

I throw them away because I will tear them, the tears will catch on my hands, and it will slide half-off at the worst possible time.

It’s that Baader-Meinhof thing I was just reading about.

BERSERKER!

Outstanding, friend. Got a laugh out of me.

I’m adding on here in case there are ignorant people who saw this and assumed she was “punishing” him this way;

I have pretty severe ADHD and I won’t notice I’ve done the thing (exhausted someone) until well after, either. She warned him, they went on the date, she did the thing (excitedly talk a lot) and then noticed she’d sucked his soul dry. This is an unfortunately normal event for us. Which is why the warning.

I’m judging it because we have better technology and I feel like if this is what someone wants, they should have the ability to get a hologram by now.

Luigi, Luigi, who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold onto!
Things can’t stay the way that they were before
It’s time to put some villains up on the wall!

Luigi I got your number!
I think it’s hero time!
Luigi don’t change your number!

Four six one six two five oh!
Four six one six two five oh!
Four six one six two five oh!
Four six one six two five oh!

Luigi Luigi you’re the guy for me
Oh, you don’t know me but you make me so happy. I tried to free you but I lost my nerve. I said “nullification” but I got censored

Luigi I got your number. I think it’s hero time. Luigi don’t change your number

Four six one six two five oh!
Four six one six two five oh!
Four six one six two five oh!
Four six one six two five oh!

I got it (I got it) I got it
Put those assholes on the wall!
I got it (I got it) I got it
For the good of, for the good of us all!

Luigi, Luigi who can we turn to
(Four six one six two five oh)
To know our pain, we can always turn to you. (Four six one six two five oh)

This, and other equally valuable reasons, are why I choose “I Will Survive,” by Gloria Gaynor.

I mean… Marvin is highly entertaining.

But no, I wouldn’t want him actually around me.

My prescription stopped changing in my late 20s.

I’m almost 40 so I know that time is coming to an end.

I like reminding my single friends that 73% of Americans are considered overweight. 41% are obese.

A shocking amount of my male friends are overweight or obese and refuse to date overweight women.

You all laugh, but this is a rare artifact known only to those of us allergic to corn.

This is the corny hand grenade of Antioch, and if you throw it at a person allergic to corn, we simply vanish from this plane.

Jokes on you tho. If you do that, you’ll miss out on my killer loot.

We can put a comfy sports bra on underneath so we don’t have to deal with the bouncing when we run away.

I’m like the whitest woman I’ve ever met. Maybe if a bunch of us make posters with glitter paint like we’re going to see a boy band and shower him with bras, our odds will go up both that he’ll get one and keep it long enough, and that they’ll assume we’re “harmless.”

…actually if we did the first part we could probably overwhelm them and free him.

I’m pretty sure that’s not even the same guy.

I didn’t know that! Thanks!