she cute

Bowie defeated me on the astral plane once, I was foolish to tangle with somebody so powerful.

Just being rich is plenty. Sooner we collectively understand that, the better.

My knees and elbows hurt so much.

Famed pacifist Hillary Clinton

Less than 50 words!

Who’s that and why should I care what he has to say about anything.

Ain’t much better in here kid.

Everyone on here is stupid and wrong.

I’m bald.

tautological

Going to have to insist the Turkish change their word for England.

Honestly I’m constantly so busy I don’t understand how anybody has the time. I hate it, I want at least an hour a day for education, ideally two.

Do people really think about this sort of stuff.

Not much of a bet, really. More of a fact.

But what if they’re wearing an expensive leather jacket

hmm yeah words

The sooner people stop typing like that, the better.

ringtones baby

Some of these might have been to avoid blatant racial stereotypes, particularly with Tilda Swinton and Liam Neeson. Johnny Depp, not so much.