It was a publicity stunt to promote his tax policy that lets certain people deduct up to $25k on tips. A random doordash driver would not be allowed access; even given how deeply incompetent everybody is over there, there are still SOME security restrictions in place.

I think it must have been a typo, and OP meant to write “Cunting”. Trump truly is the most cunting cunt ever.

Yeah… the president of the United States of America posted this picture on his social media platform earlier today:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/

This AI slop is just an improvement on the AI slop he posted earlier.

I adore the whimsy of this.

Sad to see the old Zombo.com go, but this new jingle is legitimately a fucking banger.

Which one always tells the truth?

Ok. But what if we keep doing it? It’s good for the environment, and it’s a great source of steady employment opportunities.

As others in this thread have said, they’re attacking US military bases. Problem is two-fold: missiles aren’t always 100% accurate due to malfunctions, poor design, or anti-guidance EW systems, also the bases are surrounded by ballistic missile defenses, which basically shoot missiles at incoming missiles. This means that there is a strong likelihood that nearby civilian areas will be hit.

I think you vastly underestimate people. There are 10s of millions of them who are different combinations of both stupid and evil.

My ego. :(

It’s not the only thing about me that’s too big to handle! Heeeeyo

RIP, Trevor. :(

If I wrote out the actual correct answer here, the FBI would open a new file on me.

Would 100% risk grievous bodily harm to pet the belly.

Oscar winning cinematography.

Edit: for real, though, you should watch the movie. It’s incredible. Very funny, very sweet, and it features Michelle Yeoh, James Hong, and Ke Huy Quan. In fact, it marked Ke’s return to movies after a 20 year hiatus (he plays Short Round in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, btw).

Reminds me of that scene in “Everything Everywhere All At Once”.

I love the smell of barbecued xenos in the morning. It smells like… glory to the emperor!

According to one of the stories my mother loves to tell my romantic partners, I pissed in a hamper one night while sleep walking when I was 7. Apparently, she woke up when I started wondering aloud where the hell the flusher was.

True. “Carol of the Bells” goes hard. It sounds like you’re being chased down a dark alley by a serial killer.

Daylight Saving time, Donald Trump & his supporters, the US healthcare “system”, mosquitos, Christmas music, babies on airplanes, hangnails, bigotry and intolerance of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.