You should just move to a more tropical area. Where I live, I only ever use the “Cold” tap and sometimes, even that is too warm.

If you’re not a russian orc troll, you’re not welcome on reddit these days.

Not a chance. UK politics is local and parochial. US politics…well, as they say, when the US sneezes, the rest of the world catches a cold…

It will be the world’s most popular urinal !

I’d hope he he’s woken by an alien species far in the future, who are about to dissect him, for science…