I came here to buy an alibi, and you’re trying to sell me wonder.

That would be 3 different Chinese buffets over a 5 year period!

Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…

Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…

I grabbed it because that’s what I do and have always done.

It’s Twitter on tv.

tl;dr - Twitter vids on tv.

“I’m still voting for the pedophile rapist racist treasonous traitor lying coward convicted felon because Kamunism.”

–#maga

The call it North America because we’re all part of the 'states.

huddled masses

Football and church are like apple pie.

Trump pump and dump.

Stormy Daniels approves this comment.

Been there, done that…tossed the hd with crypto…

Bob Dobbs approves.

RTFM!!

Should have defragged first.

The ‘she’ part works for me!

True Catholics use Slackware.

My co-workers exwife did this once.

Sometimes the simplest of things appear as the scariest.

a naked newborn!

I’m spiralling, nauseous…you, you…nevermind.