I don’t think I’ve ever appreciated a response more. Can’t wait to learn it!

Not a chance. That’s Sabata’s special time.

Optimal functional time is subjective. It’s completely normal for some people to experience peak productivity at night.

https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/early-risers-and-night-owls-a-neuroscientist-explains-who-is-happiest

Your dad is Balki Bartokomous?!? I have so many questions.

Did you grow up in the states or on Mypos? Is your full name Semi_Hemi_Demigod Bartokomous? Do you have your own place, or do you live with cousin-once-removed Larry? Do you know the Dance of Joy, and can you teach me?

The first blow was the Alaskan gold rush in 1896.

It doesn’t work that way with advertising. They need to go where their customers go. Bots don’t buy.

See there’s this pesky little difference between asking his attorney for his phone and seizing it in a raid.

This way, he didn’t have time to delete his messages and emails.

It’s almost like the FBI is doing its job correctly.

To be fair, leaking government secrets is the most effective defense against momma jokes.

As a hiker, I love a good cold run in the winter. A week of temperatures below 10°F (-12°C) will kill the majority of ticks in a region. The colder it gets, the quicker they’ll die.

Great movie. Felt like you were at the table the whole time.

I have nothing but love for anything by Tom Waits. I totally forgot about that horrifying Mysterious Stranger from the Mark Twin movie! What a fucked up thing to show a kid. Lol

Constantine was great. Tilda was perfect as Gabriel. Stormare was an excellent Satan, obviously still second to Tim Curry in Legend.

Right. Congress would need to amend the Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) to mandate that employers give national holidays off to employees for this to apply to everyone.

Props if this is OC. Hands down the best thing I’ve seen in a while.

Litteringand…litteringand….litteringand…

But it, like, turns itself off when I’m not using it. Why do I need to restart it?

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My mistake. I had it saved in an old note. Thanks for the correction!

The King’s English

I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?

Others may stumble, but not you,
On hiccough, thorough, slough and through.

Beware of heard, a dreadful word, That looks like beard but sounds like bird.
And dead: It’s said like bed, not bead – For goodness’ sake, don’t call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat… They rhyme with suite and straight and debt.

A moth is not the moth in mother, Nor both in bother, nor broth in brother.
And here is not a match for there, Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there’s dose and rose and lose – Just look them up – and goose and choose.

And cork and work and card and ward, And font and front and word and sword.
And do and go, then thwart and cart, Come, come, I’ve hardly made a start!
A dreadful language? Why, sakes alive! I’d learned to speak it when I was five.
And yet, to write it, the more I tried, I hadn’t learned it at fifty-five

Those countries don’t have partisan polarization propaganda preschoolers writing their legislation.

Get a Vornado standing fan, and aim it at the opposing wall. You’ll feel a breeze everywhere in the room.