

4·
1 month agoOr that he plays games to frustrate and infuriate her, before killing her libido entirely like the Matador does while in the ring with a bull.


Or that he plays games to frustrate and infuriate her, before killing her libido entirely like the Matador does while in the ring with a bull.


I usually hop up on their hood and walk across it, or give their trunk a loud smack as I walk past idiots like this.

Quoth the maiden, “Hit the floor”
Bring back Volcano sauce! That shit was way better.