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I would get stuck in there feasting on sardines.

That retarded censorship shit has GOT to stop. They even think blacking out part of a letter in a word is even going to do anything against AI driven analysis?!

Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.

That’s what I said. There’s reasons I wasn’t married. Reeeeeeeasonsssss.

We’re all their wife! And so is my wife!

Hah. Your loss. Have fun with that.

I’m gonna cut my woman-hitting in half, and double up on my man-hitting instead, because of this ad.

For all of us, let’s hope, but I’m not holding my breath.

This place attracts a lot of fundie social justice warriors, unfortunately. Or it’s Russian trolls, same difference.

The number of women in my environment who do this to me is fucking ridiculous.

The buck stops with me.

I’m kidless- not bitchless. Big diff.

I don’t know, some cuts of human woked with spring onions and served with soy sauce and rice doesn’t sound too bad. I mean, I’ve eaten some pretty dodgy cuts of meat in my life, I can’t imagine human would taste much worse. There’s too many of us anyway, I wouldn’t mind feasting on human flesh every full moon or so. But only free range, none of that factory farm shit, I want them to have lived a normal life or else it’s just barbaric.

What? No, it’s the best moment to be alive, because it’s still better than what’s around the corner. Stay positive, it’s going to get a SHITFUCK LOT worse before you know it.

I was just trying to spread a positive outlook on things.

Alcoholism and masturbation.

I genuinely had this realization today, a few hours ago.

I was like… Shit just keeps getting worse, and worse, and worse, and fucking worse.

So in a couple of years, as shit as I feel about shit right now, I’m gonna look back at this moment all nostalgic like.

My belief is that it’s a bunch of scholars mocking the powers-that-were. Like, they were assigned their tasks, they had to do this boring shit, they had to copy this and that, but some bombastic ruler or whatnot was full of hot air and claiming to be God’s representative on Earth or whatever, just basically dumb Trump shit, and this was their way of calling bullshit. Like, yeah, we have to portray you as the second coming, but, well, we’re gonna do it with butts.

Very tentative of course, not dying on this hill. But likewise, I think the knights on snails thing is like, satire, clever people who knew that whichever prince or baron was promising to destroy the evil enemies of wherever-the-fuck was just spewing bullshit to garner support when in reality he was just prolonging it forever because he had neither the means nor intent to do any such thing- giving rise to these images of valiant knights that were simultaneously heroic and amazing in every way yet for some reason never actually accomplished shit.

Oh thank god.

Now, the knight in seat 3F is riding a snail. Please do something!

“Oh my god, this man is going to die! Is anyone here a doctor??”

“I’m a doctor!”

“He’s having a heart attack!”

“I’m a doctor of philosophy.”

“Oh my god he is going to die!!!”

“…We’re all going to die.”