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Now imagine we can only ever eat what the first humans ate

Google and Apple have come out against legislation that would broaden sideloading rights for smartphone owners, citing security and reliability concerns.

Fuck off google.

How to narcissism in five easy steps

Turns out customers weren’t ordering the McDeadly neurotoxin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85CPv90AhfU

Linux men, they can’t find the clit even if you shove it in their faces

I feel like even the concept of a tv station is a bit outdated despite technically still existing.

“Entertainment companies used to decide what shows were playing at 5pm”