No, but I like fish dicks.

Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?

Oh the grind. I misread the whiteboard as Grindr.

Nothing like casual death threats from your friendly local IDE AI assistant.

Life, death, either way I’m demoted to a tiny cubicle.

I love how unhinged random fan wikis sound without context. Here for instance: Bunker Buster, see also: Concrete Donkey and Buffalo of Lies

It’s a reference to this meme:

The girl pasted over Tintin is Wednesday Addams, and she mistakenly refers to Captain Haddock as a commodore, so instead of Tintin saying “Captain, it’s Wednesday,” Haddock says “Wednesday, it’s Captain.”

Drink the bottle, your ass goes full throttle

How is this an ad hominem? If he’s being accused of pushing Israeli propaganda, the fact that he formerly worked for an Israeli lobby is 100% relevant.

Huh, never thought about it before, but there’s pretty significant overlap between Trump and Cartman. Both petty, whiney, infantile, racist, narcissistic, antisemitic, stupid, ridiculous, vindictive nazis with an inflated sense of importance and a surprisingly large number of devotees despite very obviously being the bad guy. The only difference that comes to mind is that Cartman is physically a child instead of only mentally.

adding missing information and deleting errors

Which is to say, “I’m sick of Grok accurately portraying me as an evil dipshit, so I’m going to feed it a bunch of right-wing talking points and get rid of anything that hurts my feelings.”

Needs more jeans

Yeah, uses those to fuck horses into submission

It was a joke. The weapon used by Israel is secret. Jewish space lasers is a reference to an idiotic tweet by Marjorie Taylor Greene that suggested that the 2018 California wildfires were started by some global conspiracy group with an “energy-based” space weapon. The user you replied to is saying they’re going to be upset if it turns out Israel actually does have space lasers.

If the lamp isn’t lit, you must acquit.

You and I have very different definitions of “edging.”

🎵La, la la la, la la la, la la la la la la🎶

The music in my head