I’m convinced it’s all just an attempt to improve his statistics, making the average age of people he punches roughly around his own age.

I’m completely sure, like 100%, fully positive without a single doubt… that I misspelled it and I would never be able to access the server again.

We used to have a server at my university which a polish guy set up. It received the name brzeczyszczykiewich. We decided that the server was secure enough by name, so we only put a trivial password on it for remote connection.

It must have been a mix-up between “component name” and “how to install”.

I think that changing it to something gramatically correct would make it into a compliment. “You are a genius” would make it positively charged. However, I would expect “you genius” to be something that, for instance, someone would exclaim when someone cuts their hand when trying to open an avocado. Meanwhile I think it would be strange to exclaim “you genius” when someone solves a partial differential equation. But it probably does rely on the tone.

“You […]” makes pretty much anything an insult.

A positive word implies sarcasm. “You genius”. “You hero”.

A random noun drags out the negative aspect of the noun or implies lack of a brain. “You french fry”. “You paper bag”.

Adding a random adjective just strengthens the statement. “You british bathroom sink”. “You beautiful parking lot”.

Of couse it depends on delivery, and using random words makes some strange insults, but I rarely see “you […]” turn into a positive compliment.

Unfortunately, yes.

I want a viking funeral, but to save expenses, skip the boat. Chuck me into the ocean and fire arrows at me until I sink.

My kid is 4 months old. Is a screech and a poop a confirmation?

Not sure if this is a thing everywhere, but a lot of bakeries around here will serve baked goods on a plate with a napkin under the baked goods. Not a big problem with things like croissants, but when cakes and stuff with sticky bottoms are served like this, it drives me insane. Both the purpose of the napkin and the plate has been defeated.

It’s a unique and magic circle which forms every single time I decide to use public transport.

It’s a lot to lose over the mere fact that the headphone jack cable got stuck on door handles and got ripped out of the ears. But I’ll concede to that list of issues. I’m sick of several decades of spontaneous and violent loss of audio.

I have an inflatable garden toy - a set of 2 pigs to play a jumbo version of Pass the Pigs. There is a warning on the inflatable toys:

“This is not an inflatable toy.”

So I wouldn’t ve surprised if Cyber Truck had some similar warning. “This is not a car. Do not allow it to get wet.”

All of their thumbnails are unfortunately click-baity. They spoke about ut in an older video. Apparently, the click-baity images drive too much traffic for them to justify something more subtle.

While driving, I was using google maps on android auto when I wanted to find the nearest charging station. So I used the search function in google maps. By tapping the microphone button. IN GOOGLE MAPS. Saying clearly: “Charging station”. TO GOOGLE MAPS.

“Ok. Playing playlist ‘Charging station’ by [some random user] in spotify”

… Nothing.

Apparently my girlfriend, who was at home, was using Spotify at that time. So it changed the playlist for her.

Technology is great.

My pronouns are “I” and “me”. I should probably get that changed.

I brought a used bottle of vegetable oil as my drinking bottle to an event. What I didn’t consider was that the bottle resembled a vodka bottle, so while I was taking sips of it and thought it was funny, people just thought I was a raging alcoholic.

My attempt:

People with disabilities are obviously never outdoors themselves without an employed health worker. Outside of the normal work hours (9-17), we can’t expect any health workers to be taking diabled patients outdoors, thus Daniel should be allowed to park there on his way home.

And the pack to the right of it seems to have fallen apart by itself. The packaging is far from perfect, but very creative.

We have found that the best way to store bread to maintain the nice texture and consistency is to leave it on a wooden board with the sliced side downwards. The crust seems to protect the inner part well without turning the bread too moist.

Seems counterintuitive, but just leaving it like that on the counter lets the bread stay nice for more than a week.