He’s worse. Edison never managed to steal Tesla’s name.

Oh please, that’s the easiest key to fart in. Casual.

So you didn’t even turn on the setting that kills you in real life when you die in the game? Casual.

That’s the key. If you:

• summoned
• used spirit ashes
• used ashes of war
• used sorceries
• used incantations
• levelled up
• drank a flask
• opened the map
• used a weapon
• used a controller or a mouse/keyboard
• opened the menu
• used your hands

You didn’t beat the game.

…in a comment section where the OP’s gender hasn’t even been mentioned?

Or is it this old meme?

They’re fictional, so I guess they work however the writer wants them to.

Is it, though?

Sorry, it’s a turn-off for me to have to call my partner a fucking donkey.

I know you’re joking, but I used to work at a convenience store and the scratcher addicts were the most depressing part. I guess I should be grateful that the store I worked at wasn’t in an area where more depressing kinds of addicts would be around.

Just bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.

I guess if this is more applicable to me after I change “super rough day at work” to “normal, soul draining day at work”, I should probably also change “quitting my job” to “career change”.

Perks of being a monopoly. Every time someone gets upset with them, their response is just dripping with a “you’ll be back” mentality. Same as u/spez during the reddit third party app stuff.

I think it’s a complaint from everyone but Gen z, who are just used to it.

I just remember not being interested in it at the time because they said you play as a big daddy, and the part in Bioshock 1 where you escort a little sister is arguably the worst part of the game.

Me too. I guess playing Bioshock 2 for the first time is an option that’s still open to me…

Well, have a nap DEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

Shit guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming… Fire our shit!

I have it on good authority (watching my dog) that zoomies are better when you can dart and weave between furniture.

Too real

Isn’t Magneto more in the “genocide you before you genocide us” camp? Understandable, but hardly heroic.