You can’t resist a 5 octave rosewood marimba.

That’s why there’s been no reboot or sequel. We’re only just now catching up to the futuristic levels of depravity he foresaw.

It would be more bearable if they didn’t all high five.

In the election that Huckabee-Sanders won, she was up against Chris Jones, an MIT graduate with a masters in nuclear engineering and a PhD in urban planning and an ordained minister. My fellow Arkansans voted for the woman who didn’t show up to the debate and spent most of her time out of the state hanging around Fox News. I don’t think my state deserves Foghorn Leghorn if we could get him.

Steeling myself to walk into the E V E N T C E N T E R