Years back, when I was working helpdesk and was on overtime, I traveled to visit my long-distance girlfriend. The first night, I was so tired that I quickly fell asleep. Apparently, in my sleep, I kept asking her for her username so that I could log the ticket.

Mozart invents headbanging.

I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.

Look, I can barely take care of myself some days.

AI Images? Why who hasn’t taken the Traiericas exit on highway o/ ?

I used to have to explain it to them too, but could usually get them to understand by referencing the CVE and the breakdown from the MS security updates guide.

Part of my job used to involve explaining patch supersedence to leadership so that they had a clear idea of why a totally different patch needs to be loaded to address a vulnerability reporting a different patch number in the scanner.

It’s fine, my product owner doesn’t know what a sandwich is supposed to look like, so it passed, I can spend another few hours on the user story next sprint to correct this.

My Morrowind save has long since devolved into designing my own adventures, battles, and objectives. It doesn’t matter where I find myself, because I have decades of headcanon to inform my next actions.

A cropped facebook comment and a reddit watermark, neat!

Ah, uncle Iroh, everyone’s favorite barely reformed war criminal.