I work in tech and I hate it when non-security people talk about it.

It’s really painful to read about “a new hack that can affect billions of accounts” from a source, only to learn its some new social phishing method.

That’s legal just don’t look at them or enjoy them.

Preach!

The amount of news over:

two Democrats getting assassinated by a maga pastor

VS

A trans teenager won a sports award in a city competition.

All sides?

Cameras. They fucking hate body cameras. When it clears them of wrongdoing, they have the video ready. When they ‘accidentally’ shoot a guy nine times in the back of the head, video seems to be missing.

When Amazon bought Whole Foods, I had hoped they’d lower prices to a more reasonable level.

Nope. Still $8 for the same exact $3 product elsewhere.

ICE folks should raid banks. Gotta be people hiding in the safe right? And cops won’t stop them to ask questions, so win win!

I think you should set up more breakfast buffets in your home… 😎

This has TrueWagner energy to it

Incredible. What a great comment.

Which I’m kinda glad they exist to:

1. Test wacky things

2. Be a punching bag for the jokes

What?! Lemme get outraged and blame the parents, then post some Facebook comments about how outraged I am!

Going to Tokyo and every toilet being a sing-along butt rinser made me realized western toilets are barbaric.

Mr Pascal is a fine glass of water.

And we thirst.

Ever say “Fuck Nazis” and some fuck face goes “Of course you would make fun of conservatives you lib!”.

Wonderful feeling.

And you know what they call a quarter pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Follow the recipe!

It’s allergy meds that people take to help them not sneeze.

But whenever I take it, it makes me drowsy.