Jokes on them. I’m a pirate who likes Linux.

Nice squeakers

Celery ribs add texture more than flavor. They hold up relatively well after simmering which is why they are added to many stewed meat recipes. Celery as a flavor is hard to imagine because it is so diluted in it’s raw form. The leaves hold more flavor and I’ll usually chop them with additional aromatic herbs to add at the end. Incidentally, celery salt on a Chicago dog is an absolute must.

don’t forget their lunchbox (BusyBox)

I was going to say everywhere but San Diego. I would describe the weather there as room temperature.

Lol this but CC your state labor board

That’s why I always recommend double glasses.

…works on my machine

They’ll probably date bones in the future by how much plastic is in them.

If I had to take a guess, it’s probably the most complex mechanical part in a mouse. The other buttons don’t have the added extra movements. I’ve had the same Razor Deathadder for like 15 years, still going strong. I’m just glad they don’t have actual rolling balls in them anymore.

beannut-brittle.

From the director Jerry Rees on an ama 14 years ago:

"The Kirby 500 series is very close to our Vacuum. Toaster was pretty much a simplified Sunbeam. Radio was like a distillation of lots of bakelite radios into one. I remember there was some discussion among the producers about putting eyes and a mouth on Radio. I pointed out that since he was a clock-radio, he already had a face. And his speaker, is his mouth. Glad they let go of the literal face idea. Blanky’s feel - not his model really - was like an insecurity blanket, because he was without his child to cuddle. Lampy was just a good ol’ bendy-neck. Thought he was bright, but he could be pretty dim sometimes.

Re the junkyard. It’s interesting that we were able to deal with mortality in a way that totally made sense (because cars really do get crushed there) but also went to extremes we could never have gotten away with if we’d used anything but inanimate objects."

I suspect this was a contributing factor in the divorce.

Instead we get subscription model appliances that harvest our personal data!

You mean “Our Computer”, comrade.

slaps the hood

You know how many CVEs this puppy can hold?

To each their own. I love plain 'ol vanilla Arch.

Oh ya, the newest dog at the dog park is always a celebrity.

that little maneuver just cost us 50 years