I don’t read because school conditioned me to consider reading a tiresome chore =(

That, and the dyslexia

Rejoice! She brought protection!

Memes and genes!

Hubris

Makes it sound like someone dropped a round while reloading and it fell on him XD

Spiders are the bugs I have a problem with XD

(Preemptive) Stow your prescriptivist semantics, pendants! Spiders are bugs because I say so

“He’s” is a pronoun ya big dumb bitch

Hooray!

Nah, just give it a bit! Individuals switch states back & forth, it’s the “construction site principle”

I saw this and thought “Ha! No I don’t!” Then I thought about it for a second and had to check

Turns out I do, in fact, have a Windows partition. Haven’t used it in years, so I know what I’m doing today

“You wouldn’t pirate an illness”

It’s about 20% working, 80% idiots, but the idiots are crucial to productivity

I, too, have been going through motions with this guy’s wife

Watch out, I hear that if you open those it’s pretty much impossible to close them

Round ✅

They prolly shaved

Larry and Bob in Veggie Tales

Can we maybe stop making these? XD

That’s metal as heck, I’m using it