Nice try feds

Sure I memba!! I also memba getting yelled at for tying up the only phone line 😭

I like them, it’s a nice mini puzzle break built into my daily grind

It’s your mom’s default search engine so I use it from time to time

MAKE PENIS AND VAGINA ILLEGAL!!!

Sparky can get it

Leave Jesus out of this. He’s busy cleaning my pool

Wat is thes crooks

Pink of course

I ain’t too worried, I’m not buying any light up shoes especially from Nike anytime after I die

It does. The only thing you can’t do is change the lighting color I think

Life hack, you are absurdly drunk at 3am asking for French toast and Cheerios. Me 1, Hotel 0

U guys have vodka?!

How do u feel about cotton candy

Cum socks

Then I drive another 3 miles to taco bell then I drive 20 miles to save 3 cents per gallon on $50 worth of gas, then I do workout victory burnouts in the parking lot. I DO IT BIG NINJA

Did you guys actually think you could make a difference before?? That is so sweet 🥹

I’m not really looking to attract other men at this time

It’s those got damn lizard people

Let’s be real, they let most of it be stolen