Hey at least she gets you the easiest Legendary Unique monster in Monster Rancher.

That’s not a boy. That’s not even coke.

Gym bro with too much money and too much nose for coke is more like it.

Got that silver tongue pussy. Stussy.

English syntax hard?

There’s a lot of issues with English. Most of them are for using loanwords without phonetically changing how they’re spoken in the English alphabet. Then people wonder why they’re spelled like Ledoux and sound like Lehdoo.

Romance. Romance languages are the fucking reason you word slurring tongue twats.

But hey, at least we’re not Turkik.

Through the power of not letting the oil set, and using a rag or brush with warm to hot water, you will be surprised just how little to no soap you need at all.

Fwiw I’m not cleaning greasy ass pans regularly either. We’re too poor for that lol.

The mechanical action of water running and wiping is what takes out 90% of germs and bacteria already. Soap is only responsible for that next 9%.

There’s still 1% unless you autoclave it.

Tldr: You probably don’t need soap for dishes if you wash them during initial rinse immediately after use and they aren’t super gross.

You still want to wash and soap your hands cause 10% of cold germs is plenty.

Also quit licking your fingers to open the plastic bags for produce at the store you filthy fucks.

12024 Human Era.

Thank you Kurzgesagt calendars.

On the negative side, trying to get people our after is rough. The gf still has problems understanding that yes, you can take both kids with you to run errands, shop, etc.

Staying home all day dicking around on Facebook while I do all the shopping and a good chunk of the cooking, dishes, and child rearing heh after I get home is always like dude, go outside lol.

They’d be mad if they could understand anything that wasn’t Facebook memes and bad email chains.

You could always try not killing people and use fantasy or heavy drugs as a means for escape.

It’s usually when people start starving.

https://www.dropout.tv/smartypants sauce.

Youtube Um Actually for nerdy game show. https://www.youtube.com/@umactually that doesn’t require subscription.

I’ll take Uppies for ~$6,000 please.

That’s enough trying. Shut the fuck up and clear your orbit or GTFO.

It’s only us vs the billionaires! Don’t let them try to pit us against each other!

Anyone who owns more than two houses deserves to die!

Anyone who works X job is a bastard, no matter how much good they do.

No, I will not run for local elections.

No, I will not give up Xitter I need it to follow my niche artists despite them having accounts on multiple other platforms including BlueSky.

No I will not give up Facebook. I need it to poke meemaw and check the marketplace for things I’ll never buy or sell because Craigslist amirite?

At least all you twats use ETA less than they do on reddit. That bugs me way more than it should.

I’m pretty sure quoting “can a nigga borrow a french fry”, “Now how is a nigga gonna borrow a fry” in almost any format that isn’t your workplace is fine. Same thing with singing songs.

Just don’t be fucking scummy when using words as slurs. That’s all people gotta do. But people keep using it as a slur, so it’s just easier to not say it. Yes, it would be nice if it was magically yeeted out of the cultural lexicon. Words only have the power we give to them.

I’m personally not a fan of saying N-word, N****, or anything like that anyway. You’re literally just making other people say ‘nigga’ in their head but absolving yourself of the guilt of saying it through silly pc terms.

E: Short of being a newscaster and quoting a hate crime, it’s about the only time ‘N-word’ should be used now anyway lol. Just use any other number of words to talk to your friends or enemies in a loving or hating manner. Taking words back is fine and all so they have less power over people. But when you take it back, but still make it have power, then it’s kinda fucking pointless since you’re perpetuating it’s stereotypical use still lol.

Quivering Beef Curtains*.

Although I believe that’s the second video…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQnIJ-ljctk

It’s literally a super light truck with giant tires lol.

/r/atetheonion