That’s how you get a Redbox smashed into a million pieces all over your parking lot.

AITA for beating my wife to death because she burnt my steak?

NTA, cooking a steak is basic knowledge and you told her not to burn it

• Reddit, probably.

flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

Not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d hear.

And I’m sure they won’t keep logs of that sort of thing.

I can never again log into my email or other private account on someone else’s computer.

You always mess up some mundane detail!

XXX will shock you!

Or slammed…

I don’t mind having ads in my face every day and being tracked constantly if it means I can play games with my friends for an hour a week.

• Everybody, everytime someone mentions switching to Linux

This is totally going to be a Black Mirror episode.

Or being to to google the problem with the only result being the question you just asked.

Not open source, and I believe an account is required.

But they could be paying the most money even more.

This might be cheaper than you know… Products designed for such activities.

No but they can beam ads directly into your brain!

Only if you’re rich enough.

Don’t worry, I’ve got a copy and I’ll host it all on my Discord!

Roku: Furiously takes notes

It’s entirely possible Roku would fill the ad space with a notice you should connect your TV to the internet.

Well I could only read the first 2 paragraphs due to paywall, but it’s definitely the phones causing all this and certainly not late stage capitalism sucking the energy and empathy out of everything around us right?