Turns out the A in AD&D stood for “Appalachian”.

Must be cold, give it a blanket.

Would also accept a series of comic panels from a training montage where Answer learns to fight so it can defend itself.

Are you sure about that? I thought coronavirus sales plummeted because people were worried it’d give them Corona beer.

Call him Bigmet (pronounced “big-meat”) for short.

I’m worried that stupid is our best case scenario. For all we know, the rest are stupid plus a cattle prod to the junk so might as well stick with the one that isn’t currently zapping my balls.

Probably just has to drool into the collection jar considering how much time these guys spend sucking themselves off.

We haven’t ruled out the possibility of Dear Leader porn. Also have the state-approved stuff like Debbie Does DPRK, Backdoor Kim Sluts, Taepo-dong and Juche Bottom Babes.

30 years, 4 kids and one soon-to-be grandchild later: “Results still inconclusive, further observation required.”

You just put a jack under one end of the building, lift it up and let them roll out the other side. Easy peasy.

Assume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.

Strong entry for an Ig Nobel Prize if nothing else.

Arson, murder, and jaywalking.

Not entirely true, sometimes I go into a situation fully expecting to need a deep cycle marine battery.

Outside, not my area of expertise.

Just waiting for a sussy baka with the requisite rizz to guide us on the path to skibidi fleekness. Poggers?

I think they’re referred to as sex workers now but agreed.

Turns out this was all due to a clerical error in the contract back when the system was built: instead of UN Secure Information Access, they got Unsecure Information Access.

Second favorite server after the Discord with leaked classified documents.