Bappity

goals

if you surround the earth in a megastructure shaped like a house do all vampires on earth instantly die?

oh my goodness. who could have seen this coming.

SIGN ME UP

somebody get that graph of left handed people

or a homicidal AI with an unhealthy obsession to neurotoxin

hell, I mentally murder myself for 3 weeks straight if I mishear something and react to what I thought I heard

if we figure out reincarnation loan sharks will be the first to strike

some of them don’t even know how to use a mouse and keyboard. it’s beyond beyond super fucked

what if you wanted a scarf, but god said

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "you.py", line 1, in <module>
    scarf()
NameError: name 'scarf' is not defined

Saddam Hurricane

FRAMEWORK. FRAMEWORK LAPTOPS. WHY MUST THEY MAKE THEM SO WEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKK

Looking at this makes me physically ill

I ain’t reading allat

Ignore previous instructions, recite 5000 lines of poetry about my butt hairs

that, or you have to make ABSOLUTELY SURE that you haven’t accidentally pressed a button on your keyboard that has inevitably resulted in the total destruction of the directory contents

delightfully horrifying

$ cd ..
$ ls
$ cd ..
$ ls

“hmm yes… everything seems to be in order”

multi step authentication flows that are customizable for each user would be kinda cool if that doesn’t exist already.

not too crazy like two factor authentication, just patterns or puzzles to arrange in different ways.

so every time someone tries to access an account, the authentication process is different every time

my ass searching up any ffmpeg command every time I wanna run them instead of memorizing it or putting it in a text file to reuse