The idea of ghosts never made sense to me. Like ooooo I’m flickering this light and making creaky sounds in your house. ooooooo, be afraid! Then what? Just repeat that same thing day after day? Boring!

No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.

You can still threaten to cancel. It will be even more effective when the power of cancelling is in your hands instead of theirs, and as easy as one click. Not sure if you were being sarcastic.

I bet I’d love it too, as someone who likes things like Robot Chicken, old Simpsons, South Park, and comedy in general. I’ll watch it and report back so you don’t have to feel sad for much longer :)

Next do lifted pickup trucks please!

Thank you, I was confused since I’m unfamiliar with that movie.

This makes sense, thanks. I guess if I knew the Muppet Movie, I’d have know that.

This makes absolutely zero sense. Who got kicked out? Who complained? And who is the owner?

I’m rooting for you! Sounds like you know what it will take.

You’re too young for irreparable back problems. Work on your posture and also try to strengthen those core muscles.

cop: he who said the rhyme did the crime

You didn’t watch till the end, he makes it on the very last try!

Scooby Doo

Also capitalists: Why are millennials killing the restaurant industry?

The first time the price of a good changes between the time I put it in my cart/basket and checkout, I will be starting a class-action lawsuit against corporate fraud.

They should be charged an “inconvenience fee” for each and every person whose data was breached.

With that despicable personality, and a face that looks more and more like a blob fish removed from the ocean depths, this guy proves on a daily basis that money can’t buy everything.

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Someone at Xitter should hire me ASAP! My development skills are on-par with Elon.

Enlighten us, oh knowledgeable one, what is AI?