I love that the last line is the same.
“The squirrels are free, so I took the ducks just because I’m a dick.” 😄

Edit: word

In this case I think having “no notes” and then “104,574 notes” adds a little bonus giggle at the end.

Why would I stop?

I’d watch a Netflix series based on your life, but I’d be concerned that it would get cancelled without proper closure…

Oh my god! It’s the killers childhood home where he brutally killed one of his family members in each room! Let’s hide in there, but we should each find a hiding spot in a different room.

I’d say a good 10% of English is just misusing words from other languages to be fair.

I think people are missing the joke here 😄

The adults were wrong. Vanilla is obviously the opposite of chocolate.

vetting

Hah

Are you telling me you wouldn’t kill 20 people for a guaranteed drop?

They started out by saying Walter White did nothing wrong.

Then they followed up by describing WW actions as a sociopath. Which makes what he did, in fact, wrong.

If it makes you feel any better I’m 99% sure I’d have done the same thing.

Millennial here. We are in agreement.

I wouldn’t have thought so either, but I bet there is a lot of spill over from Trump > Elon and a lot of Trump supporters are religious nut jobs.

Linkedin also send you emails even if you repeatedly turn them off

Difficult to arrest the bird after it’s been shot 6 times because they thought it was an acorn.

Fireflies - Owl City

Completely off topic but…
You’re drinking 3-4 coffees a day? Is that normal for the people around you as well?
I only ask because that’s an insane amount of caffeine for me. I think I’d be bouncing off the walls 😄

Seems like some third-party hosting is in order to support any Rebellion Russians.