This. I shut off all notifications from nearly all of my apps. Primary text app, phone app, and just a couple of others. I may temporarily allow them for a special purpose, but once that’s over they all get silenced and I get to them when I get to them. I hate badge notifications, too. So, those are off for EVERYTHING. Grad school cemented that aversion.

She’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.

You’d have to or the place would smell TERRIBLE! Even taking care of things well, there’d need to be a balance of how many cats to how much space.

They give me those days “off.” I take those days off. I’m already WFH, but I spend the time prepping for the storms and then taking care of my kids and making sure they feel happy and safe. We make a movie marathon out of it. We download stuff to tablets for when the power goes out. We get out the air mattress and sleep together in the living room (my bedroom is under a tree). Work is not going to interrupt me taking care my family.

I know that I am in a fortunate situation that allows me to do something that many can’t. I don’t take that for granted. That said, I do make it happen.

That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.

If you use the Internet, there’s a very good chance they know just about everything anyway. They’re insidious.

They weren’t trying to be mean, for the most part, they either didn’t get him or they underestimated him. By the end, all of that is resolved and Mater is known as the hero he always was!

Humans (like most living things) like to put things in boxes to make navigating their environment simpler. Temperatures aren’t really opposites because they’re on a continuum, but we talk about hot and cold as opposites to bring order to environmental navigation. The same with presence and absence of light and bright/dark. So, extending this logic, the opposite of cat is the absence of cat, but that doesn’t really make sense. If you cut a cat in half, are you halfway on a continuum from cat to the opposite of cat? If the cat is whole but has died, is it cat, opposite of cat, something else entirely? I have no idea, and no one else really does either. Brains are weird.

It is tradition in my family that we watch Halloween/scary movies on one long weekend in October each year. We eat yummy food and candy. We sleep on an air mattress in the living room. I guess we may stop if my kids protest when they get older, but not all traditions are bad or harken back to the dead, or even our parents. My wife and I started this when it was just the two of us, and we’ve continued with our kids. Everyone loves it.

He can sue, but he won’t win in any sane court.

Not really ugly, but less desirable than MJ.

It would be interesting having another villain who hates Peter Parker and Spider-Man, but doesn’t realize they’re the same person.

I read this in R2D2’s voice!

I’m sure you’re the first to think of this! You’ll be rich!

To ward off the shallow people from your mega penis?

Tanis?

I have explorers wanderlust, but I wouldn’t say it’s close to OCD. I’m more like a kender seeing what cool stuff I can find on my adventure.

How long would it take to make it have above that threshold?

I hear X bucks can be used in place of the three seashells. Does anyone know if that’s true?

It makes sense, but doesn’t follow the format of the meme, which uses “my” (as you, no doubt, already knew).