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Stand left, walk right on escalators and moving walkways

This may be region-specific. In my area, I generally see it the other way around. But unless you’re the only person, it’s usually pretty clear which side to stand.

Likely because it’s $current_year and there are better choices available.

Found it! 😄

I think for issues like this it may be good to develop a practice of using the spoiler tag with a warning attached. This way it’s up to the reader to decide if they want to read it and is flexible enough to cover all of the various use cases.

Plants and animals don’t file tickets.