People at my new job talk about how great our dental benefits are. I found a dentist, scheduled a new patient exam (4 month wait). They told me I needed a cleaning and scheduled it for 3 months in the future. Two months after that, they stopped carrying my insurance.

I found another dentist, 6 month wait for an appt this time, was told I needed a cleaning, got a call the following week that they were no longer accepting my insurance.

Hey bro, why you gotta post the thing I was getting ready to post?

Buy the book, too.

Yeah, I did not mean to disparage or downplay their decision to leave. Better late than never, it’s just that the time for trying to “change the system from within” seemed well past to me.

Given St. Pauli’s reputation for left-wing activism, kinda surprised they were still on Twitter for this long.

I got married even though it meant waiting for every restaurant meal to be photographed and posted to Instagram before I could take a bite.

But hey, at least we got to sell more ad space by printing another article about it…

Here’s a more in-depth article, with pictures.

Hey, I heard you mention AI, do you mind if I give you millions of dollars in venture capital?

9 inches.

I imagine you, still not getting it, yelling “Sir, sir! I said those were the adult diapers! Sir!”

I was going to counter with, “what about Real Time w/ Bill Maher,” but I’ve never actually seen that show so you’re still correct.

Honestly, I think I have a bit of sensitivity to the tannins. Gives me an unsettled stomach.

Never liked tea.

I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.