That’s nowhere near enough space! You’re going to need SEVERAL square yards!

Yes, I’ve been taken prisoner by the concept that unnecessary censorship is a bad thing. Good deduction, Sherlock. 🙄

Holy strawmen, Batman! You’ve assembled an entire hay loft of them there, gramps!

At first I thought you were coming from a place of bias and baseless stereotyping but now I know for a fact that you are.

Get out of the way and let people younger than your apparent 80 years express themselves how they want to.

Look I’m not a prude or some kinda anti-sex freak but

proceeds to rattle off a bunch of prudish anti-sex talking points followed by “trust me, I have a degree” 🤦