Secret tunnel?

Do you intend to remove the Emperor from the Golden Throne?

The webway must remain open!

Sounds like the cost of doing business.

When companies are in crisis there is always a bailout.
The normal man is just suppose to die for the corporate overlord rather than get help.

Don’t worry Lemmy will always have bean posts to prop them up.

It’s time for Internet Archive to start an AI company.

They’ll probably just switch business daddy’s and just have Bing as default.

“I’ll donate money if you make the torch a blunt and let me carry it.”
-Snoop Dog probably

Do it!
Ill cut subscription to free tier let adblockers do the rest. Profit.

Verizon, “Stop, it tickles!”

The result will be Amazon gets a baby fine and shrugs it off as the cost of doing business.

Without fines being proportional to the business annual income nothing will be accomplished.