I was hoping to change his name to “Felon” but who knows maybe in another 4 years.

It’s Fascism all the way down!

Ublock never worked on Android without root.

I did a quick Google and this came up.

https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-Compliance-Requirements

So which Linux distribution is the most pro-Israel?

I think that I need a little more convincing.

(Obligatory and huge /S)

(Also probably Oracle Linux because of course)

Yes brother, may they be blessed with the stage 0 tarball.

Blessings for hours and days.

Playing the long game.

Meanwhile… At the Intel board meeting… Qualcomm: (Unzips fly, unfurls testicles, placing them on the table for all to see) “I want to buy Intel”.

Please please please please please please please please

Closest thing is Mother’s Miak! (I think that was what he misread it as on the Halloween movie)

He reminded me of my Dad growing up.

As a dog owner, I agree.

That’s true. Not many actors sacrifice their bodies too. That’s committing to the role.

That, and lots of cocaine

We really have no work-life balance in this country.

It’s quiet. Nice if you have social anxiety.

But stock is sometimes lacking.

Pretty sure they’re still working.

Just focused on cleaning and stocking shelves.

But at least not dealing with customers!

10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

Or

1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

Oh I know

Hmmm maybe it’s time to solicit that VPN that doesn’t collect logs and is shady enough to accept cash payment…

I mean killer robots from the future could solve many problems. I can elaborate, but you’re going to have to think 4th dimensionally.

No one to morn you!?

Choose Carl the Cannibal!

He’ll savor you!

McDonald’s: The McRib is back!