ValorieAF [she/her]

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Cake day: July 12th, 2024

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  • Sure! Here’s a unique and adventurous recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps:

    Step 1: Go to the grocery store and pay way too much for popcorn.

    Step 2: Wait for wasps to start building a nest near your home (it might take a while but it’s inevitable). Leave the paper wasps alone though, they’re homies.

    Step 3: Carefully remove the stingers from at least 100 wasps.

    Step 4: Open a bag of the overpriced popcorn and dispense the kernels into a metal bowl, and gently wisk in the stinger-less wasps.

    Step 5: Place the metal bowl over a fire until most of the kernels have popped, but none have burned.

    Step 6: Add your favorite popcorn topping flavor.

    Step 7: ???

    Step 8: Profit.