Hey I get this reference. Sick meta.

…which was the style at the time.

I was always taught that, generally, 3 days without water = death.

Quality post.

Oh yeah, our hobbies are well funded! Otherwise, we have what we need and are happy. What else could you want.

I haven’t retired, but I’m going to get there by 50-ish due to living small.

I’m in IT, make good money. All my peers get new flashy cars every 3 years; mine is going on 14 years.

My peers need a 2500sq ft for their family of 3 - we’re comfortable in under 800.

They’ll be working until they’re 70 at this rate…

Who ever owns them, there is likely a greater than average chance that they enjoy the company of children. And not in a pleasant way.

I was trying not to go “too far” and be called ragebait, but I agree.

ALL noisy cars need to fuck off, whether they came from the factory like that, or you installed some “thing”.

Also fuck the guy around the corner with a dilapidated house but a new Harley in the driveway, revving it whenever someone walks by. I can see your attic through your missing shingles, my guy.

Objectively true. Except 9pm cause I go to bed at a reasonable time to get my proper 8 hours sleep.

“It’s possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system.”

Yes, that’s what I have, just a seat attachment not a separate fixture! Like $60 CAD and I installed it in an hour or so.

We use a cold water one. You barely notice. It’s a bit refreshing.

Okay this post has been up 30mins and no one has said it yet, so I’m just gonna say it:

Bidet.

Have a great day.

Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.

They were called Lamplighters IIRC.

Luckily my dad was a tech nerd so we always had new/cool shit to play with.

I had a DVD burner that could burn labels while in the drive…lightscribe. I was the coolest.

The patch + realizing how bad I actually smelled as a smoker.

Not just after having a smoke; all the time. All of my clothes, even clean, smelled like smoke. My car reeked. I was nose blind to all of it.

2.5 years since I quit and I swear I can smell a smoker a mile away and it turns my stomach.

Smokers: we really stink, bad.

Everyone knows you draw the penis as if it were towards the mouth.

Some of you have never pranked your friends and it shows.

I’ll try not to skew your view any further with my personal opinion if you haven’t heard of him. I hate to say DYOR, but have a read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Peterson