The very concept of pdf’ing excel files makes my asshole pucker up

Except it’s disproportionately killing those producing the least amount of global warming - I’ve yet to hear of a billionaire killed by global warming.

By the supreme absolute and totally incorruptible court of Trumpistan?

Thus proving the case from The Staircase: owl do that shit, it’s scary, could easily make you tumble down stairs to your death and would leave you with lacerations with microfeathers in your scalp. There.

Well, it’s not like he’s already done trainwrecks that tarnished the reputation of multiple companies, so I’m sure we’re safe 😏

This thread is focusing on whether he’s right, even while being a shithead. The problem IMO is not whether he’s right or not, it’s what his ‘plans’ are if the world moves in the direction he starts nudging. Guy’s a psycho edgelord pro-fascist with Bond villain tendencies, but he’s surfed on trends to carve monopolies before… Idk

“…for 32,000$, thus breaking even with the money he initially invested buying avocados to commit the heist”.

That fuckin sockets