This is fine 🔥

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

~ George Carlin

I accidentally googled “FUTA Keyboard”

Where the fuck are you buying any apples for $3.99 a pound?!

I like licking ice cream but I don’t want to lick a frog 🐸

Man’s laughter

Ads provide a much needed break so I can check my phone without missing anything.

/s

And some pickles 🥒

Goldene, goldene, goldeeeeene…