My wife and I smuggle candy and booze in to the theaters all the time. Theaters are so understaffed and mostly by teenagers and they dont give a fuck what we’re doing.

Yeah but i mean aliens could be out there having a great time. Hell, some humans are skydiving right now… possibly in to a Mayan temple!

lol he even voted against his own plan. Imagine being the schmuck who was the one dissenting vote

Rate Your Music is a great resource for discovery, if a bit snobby.

This is the only “social media” I use, alsthough its really more like a message board than modern social media.

I call sparkling water “Sparkle Boys” does that count?

This reminds me of a time when i used to subscribe to Hydro Homies and there was always someone in the comments tryna hawk a Berkey water filter.

He’s lookin in the pantry for whatever magical thing you’re eating comes from

meh, its still not inconvenient enough to pay 10+ dollars a month. The state of adverts online is so egregious that I would probably sooner stop watching Youtube than pay or put up with ads.

I call my cat “hey bitch”

I got a wife and kid, theres usually an hour or two between our bedtime and kiddo’s so gaming can still happen.

went out with a girl once who dumped me over an off-hand comment about character motivation in Alien. Dodged a bullet there.

Youre gonna want Captain Planet

Together ape strong

Its not just pac-man any more these days

Make em kiss each other

Adblocker FTW. Also im pretty sure ads dont pay shit without clickthrough. God the current financialisation of the web sucks ass.

If the “jump to recipe” button doesnt work or doesnt exist, Im out.

The solution is multi-factorial and will take a generation to implement. Expand the social safety net, expand public education to encompass critical thinking skills and researching skills, restrict private media monopolies that hold public consciousness in a deathgrip.

Lol this is spot on