I touched grass, give me my fucking dopamine. We had a deal!

This is brilliant

Career civil servant*

I hate this so much

-Wayne Gretzky

A little bit of low-stakes adversity is good for your mental health

Nice

Damned Irish, they ruined Ireland!

I said real Marxism, none of those count

Show me one example of that happening in a real Marxist state.

I fucking knew it

Scurvy is one of the manliest diseases, though, so he kind of failed this one successfully

OpenSUSE is the same thing with C as with Python and Go or Go and Go and Go and Go

Bro, I’m a libertarian…

That’s easy, just give him a AAA credit rating and call it a bond, some pension fund will buy it.

In the future please be sure to get your opinions approved by the comment thread captain before sharing them publicly.

You do agree that America bad though, right?

That wasn’t a car company, it was a Romanian state-owned enterprise known as ‘Poliția’

The food and car companies aren’t doing anything to stop this, either. I wonder if maybe we should open a company that is specialized in fighting crime.

What should be criminal is forcing private citizens to act as police officers and throwing them in jail if they refuse.