Having a choice would be a good start. It’s either ‘Solid black brick A’ or ‘Solid black brick B’ in the smartphone world.

It builds character!

I don’t doubt that they aren’t ideal for everyday commuting. I was talking about how they look.

It reminds me of old Porsches. It just looks sporty as hell!

Hell, that may actually cancel out my tinnitus, sign me up!

Man, that hits so close to home.
My dog is a super star and he knows it!

A very sticky sticker will do a better job

LinuseX

He went all out and got the Katana case.

Still lost though, as the other guy had a nunchuck case and fucked up his strong hand.

The most important thing is to always maintain eye contact!

And the one formerly known as twitterntwittertwitter. It’s a bit of a stretch so tell me if you got it.

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M’Nintendo

*tips red fedora with embossed white ‘M’

5 mm isn’t ‘just over 0.1 mm’. That can’t be right.

I’ve heard it referred to as ‘thou’ but not ‘mil’

What is a mil in this context? I’m genuinely curious.

Froot and Fronnet could work. Nice

A Trood or Tronnet for the British folk.

It’s capped

what did they mean by this?

The customers pay extra in order to be beta testers. Best deal ever!