if everyone would stop making and sending cover letters unemployment would skyrocket

comparing macos to gravity’s rainbow just smells right

Don’t forget rudely asking the flight attendant to bring another warm moist hand towel as I have spilled my pre-flight mojito.

Because they are too expensive for schools to buy although I think that would be where they should be first.

I don’t have a facebook account for that and a myriad of other reasons. But I agree I am lagging culturally because of it. I’m sorry that I get that way on here when I get all wound up.

Yeah this isn’t even going to be close to reality in about two months.

yeah that is why i chose not to donate to the instance is that my home any longer.

when they decided to keep federated with threads they decided that they didn’t need my donations.

i asked that yesterday.

there are.

photogenic and good looking are not the same thing

Then he also killed the dude that killed Hitler

igual igual

This will conversation evolve into two things: are hotdogs and tacos sammiches, and we becoming crabs.

dowsing for suckadrippas

That is some darkest timeline Abed type stuff.

If we are lucky history will forget about us all.

thumb war

“He was only stabbed 23 times on the floor of the senate. We need to move on … and then finish wiping up the floor.”

“Your boos mean nothing to me; I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”

eternal “eternal september” september

No one is trying to take away your Leaf, though.

Let them push the envelope. Failing is a required pavestone on the road to almost every success story.

that is not a car. It is a Reliant Robin meets the BORG