I don’t want to behead my janitor though…

Do you have a link to this study?

That will be 450$ and you’ll have to send your device in for 3 weeks. -Apple Genius

Oh even worse. What the actual fuck

Yay more nuclear power for a grid in need.

Boo that it’s hoping federal funds pay for Microsofts powersuck of an AI

Capitalism is why. There was a market for moonshine and high profit margins for the risk.

Money is usually the motivation

Holy fuck someone give this man a blank check and a box truck full of four loko

No way I’m letting my kid watch copaganda

Probably safe up to 2016 as long as it’s not luxury brand

I can’t wait to be 75 years old and hear about Harambe and just instinctively yell ‘DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE’

Lmao I unknowingly liked their cheapest sandwich best

It’s literally the cutest expression of joy

Pro-tip: if you choose to wipe your ass with babywipes/gendered moist towellets… Don’t flush them.

Hey guys! New copypasta just dropped!!

Introducing… FaceTok

Sounds like your dad has fuck all for a grasp on what socialism is

Not you Picard… say it ain’t so!!

It’s a zipper merge if the lane closes. Use all available lanes and alternate the right of way to keep traffic moving. It’s assholes who think they’re high and mighty that cause headaches in these situations

Do we use corn ethanol for any mass power production?