TheLowestStone

Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.

Absolutely. The way things are looking, we’re going to need all the friends we can get.

Chef’s and butchers too. We know know how to take a body apart and clean up blood.

This is good but it isn’t quite the same thing. I want my phone to auto restart if I haven’t unlocked in for 12 hours.

Mostly my mental health.

I’m looking forward to joining the dozens with my nexto phone v

They usually grip the knife incorrectly and then display a basic lack of knowledge regarding how to properly and safely use it.

Basically any time someone playing a chef or cook on TV picks up a knife I fly into a rage.

I spent 11 days in the hospital after a car accident. After I was released, my grandmother had to carry the book I was reading into different rooms for me for weeks.

I grew up in upstate NY so I’m no stranger to deer. This was something else. We were driving through the Winding Staircase mountain and there were hundreds of them. My wife kept screaming and grabbing my arm while I was driving until I had to stop in the middle of the (empty except for us and the deer) road to calmly explain that she was making the situation significantly worse.

Or a bank. Are banks ever actually open?

I drove through rural Arkansas at sundown once. I’ve never seen so many deer in my life.

I’m sorry you feel that way.

Neither of those are necessarily quicker or less painful than getting hit by the car.

I will be surprised if it isn’t an established thing by then.

You are getting bogged down in the details. The phrase is a slogan for the sentiment behind it. Sometimes it is more effective to capture the vibe behind something with an eight word phrase instead of writing an essay properly explaining it. We’re discussing a meme not a legal document.

Your argument sounds like someone saying that you should never use “All cops are bastards” because it is an absolute statement and it is statistically likely that there could be at least one cop somewhere in the world that isn’t a bastard and hasn’t yet been drummed out or given up and quit. Sure, a more accurate phrase is: “The overwhelming majority of police officers are bastards and even the very few among them that are actively making an effort to be beneficial to society are still propping up and participating in an oppressive and highly problematic system” but you can’t exactly print that on a coffee mug, can you?

I personally hated WoT.

Also The Boys, Invincible, and Wheel of Time.

This is why our “smart” TV is not allowed to be connected to the internet.

There’s no way I’m leaving Twitter… because I never joined.