Cynics can never see the forest for the trees.

It just might.

Jesus fucking Christ this is cynical.

Pointless red circle, pointless post title…

Seek psychiatric help for this. It isn’t normal and can be overcome.

Chump change for us. Just do it.

Please oh please

Chinese propaganda masquerading as a meme.

It’s called being authentic you vanilla square.

“we text now, stop calling me”. Very clear OPs opinion on calling in general.

Me answering a call because it’s way faster and convenient than only texting like a nervous, terminally online teenager who is trying to stigmatize using a phone to make phone calls: 🥱

Imagine the pressure on the pilot from their buddies… You would never live down losing

Any article with a headline like that is at least suspicious but most likely fucking garbage. AI Boogeyman rage/fear bait is so base and pandering.

If somebody ever makes a wojack for me, I will know I have completely failed as an individual and as an icon for whatever I’m doing

Let’s hire the most expensive possible cast imaginable that are all MTV Teen Awards Show favorites and a middle aged guy.

Fan casting is so cringe. You should find one or two relative stars, and find people who are good but haven’t exploded yet ie become stars.

Inb4 astronomical jokes