I don’t know where that is, but that’s a very classy kitty

I’m in my 30s, it’s a call that gets collected.

you dial a set of numbers before the number you want to call and it all gets collected with the trash when the ASL garbage truck comes to pick it up

I’m not a fan of peanut butter with jelly, but next time I have some pound cake I’ll grill it with some jelly strawberry jelly

I know better than to shit-talk with my real email address on there

that’s what cats do

try buying some fake movie-prop-money

one thing to bare in mind is that Plagueis was successful in his goal to have everlasting life. He figured out how to reverse his aging back to his prime and how to rapidly re-generate from injuries. He even figured out how to use the force to just instantly kill his enemies

It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to believe he was expecting palps to kill him soon and would have some sort of contingency plan to go into hiding for awhile and gather up a power base to fight his old apprentice. And then waited for the empire his apprentice created to fall before trying to take over the galaxy with the power base he built up

from what I understand, force-sensitive children were hunted down and killed once the empire took over, if they were old enough, the empire would try to make them inquisitors, where many of them would die from the training, a lot of the training was fights to the death to see which new recruits were the strongest. and of course anyone who wasn’t evil enough was killed

I don’t go to many parties, but most people I hang out with seem to like me

FIST-oh

I’m taller than most men though…I guess I’ll have to piss in the sink

I also disguised myself as a bull and fucked some other guy’s wife too. That’s how the minotaur was created

Are they really? I guess disney put a lot of money behind them, but I heard the profit they made wasn’t so good

I don’t think it works like that, but don’t let that keep you from dreaming

If you can’t enjoy life without being drunk maybe you have other issues that you need to work on

There weren’t a whole lot of jedi to make a new generation of jedi after order 66

what really fucked starwars is the people disney put in charge of it

everyone involved with the disney stuff can’t stop inserting all their own psychosis and narcissism into it and it ruined starwars. They want the twilight and 50 shades audience, but they’re not going to get that if they work with starwars, so the audience they have hates it, rightfully so, because it’s not real starwars

hiring actual starwars fans, who read all the books and comics and played all the games from before disney would massively improve starwars, re-canonize the EU of starwars and just make 1 to 1 recreations of the scenes from the books and comics. No real world politics crammed into it, just a fantasy sci-fi WW2 in space …because that’s what made it successful don’t try to fix what isn’t broken

if they just did that, starwars would’ve been disney’s most profitable franchise, but they kept hiring all the worst possible people to work with that material instead

One theory for awhile, before disney fumbled the ball on Rey’s origin…was that she was Obi-wan’s Granddaughter and that snoke was Plagueis…but because disney sucks, we didn’t get to have any fun

Alcohol can be a cause of mental decline in your late years.

it also gives you tremors after prolonged excessive consumtion

the only creature confirmed to have injured and maybe even killed a T-Rex

yeah I don’t know how they’re supposed to work together either.