Well, I am Zeus

This is why I don’t go to the gym in January

One time when I was a kid I left one of my dresser drawers open on purpose just because I knew my big fluffy Maine Coone would take a cat nap in there, sure enough, I was right, when I got back from school she was in there

Sometimes a wheelchair bound person might still be able to move his or her legs, but not reliably enough to walk on his or her own

that’s why that wheelchair is set up like that, I’ve been around a lot of disabled people

Leashes?

I don’t know where that is, but that’s a very classy kitty

I’m in my 30s, it’s a call that gets collected.

you dial a set of numbers before the number you want to call and it all gets collected with the trash when the ASL garbage truck comes to pick it up

I’m not a fan of peanut butter with jelly, but next time I have some pound cake I’ll grill it with some jelly strawberry jelly

I know better than to shit-talk with my real email address on there

that’s what cats do

try buying some fake movie-prop-money

one thing to bare in mind is that Plagueis was successful in his goal to have everlasting life. He figured out how to reverse his aging back to his prime and how to rapidly re-generate from injuries. He even figured out how to use the force to just instantly kill his enemies

It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to believe he was expecting palps to kill him soon and would have some sort of contingency plan to go into hiding for awhile and gather up a power base to fight his old apprentice. And then waited for the empire his apprentice created to fall before trying to take over the galaxy with the power base he built up

from what I understand, force-sensitive children were hunted down and killed once the empire took over, if they were old enough, the empire would try to make them inquisitors, where many of them would die from the training, a lot of the training was fights to the death to see which new recruits were the strongest. and of course anyone who wasn’t evil enough was killed

I don’t go to many parties, but most people I hang out with seem to like me

FIST-oh

I’m taller than most men though…I guess I’ll have to piss in the sink

I also disguised myself as a bull and fucked some other guy’s wife too. That’s how the minotaur was created

Are they really? I guess disney put a lot of money behind them, but I heard the profit they made wasn’t so good

I don’t think it works like that, but don’t let that keep you from dreaming

If you can’t enjoy life without being drunk maybe you have other issues that you need to work on