many of the people living in the earth kingdom aren’t earth benders though

gotta start reverse engineering modern consoles to make emulators

fuck the AAA gaming industry!

I hate it when the guy makes noise in porn.

Palps told Dooku that the rule of 2 would stop with them and that they weren’t going to kill each other

hey man…it happens

he wasn’t the first emperor to seek out or succeed at finding a way to be immortal

Darth Vitiate who ruled over the old sith empire extended his lifespan by consuming the life forces of every living thing on 2 planets…along with many of his enemies and rivals

Darth Andeddu, who ruled over a whole planet figured out how to transfer his spirit to another body. That method is very risky…a lot of dark jedi and sith succeeded at the leaving their own bodies as ghosts, but failed at the second part at various stages of the process. There were some that failed because the person they took over was too strong willed to be taken over and others failed because the people they tried to take over weren’t force sensitive

Then there’s Darth Plagueis who succeeded at manipulating the force into constantly refreshing dying cells in his body to be completely self sustaining with his everlasting life.

with ants wasps and hornets they don’t really “spit” their venom, it’s more like they have a second sharper asshole that they shart it out their enemies.

There’s this one guy on youtube Hornet King who removes wasp and hornet nests as part of his living and he’s got some videos of wasps and hornets squirting their venom in situations where they can’t sting because of the guy’s suit

if I ever have kids, I’d want my car to have a sticker that says “Little sith lords on board”

No, Miss Kitty, I don’t have any games on there

Why does everyone say that about me?

Ever heard of an HDMI cable? just use the TV as a monitor

Joke’s on them, I’m not stupid enough to connect my TV to wifi

I looked it up…and so it is knack

I’m a guy, I like dominating women. When I talk about my kinks, I have a gnack for awakening kinks in the women I date

There’s multiple kinds of monkies and apes

No one can break the encryption, so even though it routes through AWS sometimes it’s still completely E2EE with quantum resistant encryption that not even the feds could break

the only way it can be “hacked” is with phishing

I guess he found his grandfather’s bass guitar in the basement

that’s a southpark reference

Remember when we couldn’t have a vote on medicare for all because “we don’t have the votes yet” and because “McCarthy will become speaker of the house” and then when the democrats clearly demonstrated that they actually just want to do what republicans want to do McCarthy became speaker of the house and we got nothing?

Not having the votes yet is stupid, Bernie Sanders and AOC could’ve used their popularity to twist every arm in congress to vote the correct way on that issue, but they didn’t even though they both said they were going to do that and knew all about FDR and LBJ’s way of doing politics

neither party cares about us. Trump promised not to start any wars, Obama pretended to drink flint michigan’s water and Biden said he had “no empathy” for people with student debt and “give me a break” to belittle your struggles with that debt that has constantly increasing interest

Kamala Harris as AG of california was in favor of civil asset forfeiture, prison slave labor and she giggled about throwing the parents of truant children in jail…she also laughed about throwing a pot smoker in jail.

They’re all horrible

the ground under my tires was muddy and mushy and when I took a sharp turn on top of it it came out from under me and I landed on a rock that’s still sticking out of the ground as I type this

I haven’t been able to drive or go out much lately. I fell off my dirtbike and broke a couple of ribs. I telecommute to my job so I haven’t lost any work days, but still.

And before anyone freaks out…I already got treatment for it