30 minutes or less or it’s free

You’re late, I’m not paying for those

Is that why the media outlets that scream “orange man bad” all day long are also doing that damage control bullshit?

it doesn’t matter who’s in charge, the media is evil and you don’t hate them enough

Because the media is evil, the same people who helped jeffery do all that stuff are the same people who fund the media

why is that thing always broken at every single one of them?

I’m not sure if you could handle her. but if Artimis wants to do it with you, go ahead with her

do they have a file on me too?

meh, it builds character to have a goddess try to kill you. Really she’s just toughening them up

I’m already doing that.

Of course…I transform myself into animals and fuck married women, sometimes I transform myself into those women’s husbands and fuck them. My wife is great, she lets me fuck around

Dad jokes are the best

I vont to suck your blood! blegh!

You’ve been struck by’ you’ve been hurt by’ a lil’criminal!

I use Ageis auth for my proton account’s 2FA token and ente auth for all my other 2FA tokens

I don’t use google photos or nextcloud, I use ente photos.

I don’t use opera or librewolf, I use brave, tor and mullvad browser sometimes when I use mullvadVPN

First I’m hearing about app lounge, I was already using f-droid for some things

You got container tabs to consistently work? Every time I use them they get reset to the default 4. Right now I’m using brave with multiple profiles. I block all of youtube’s ads out of spite now

I taught 3 of them to “high five” , “shake” and “sit” and the 4th one meows and yowls when you sing 1950s songs to her

Like Bobby Darin’s “pretty ms kitty”

Or “Sharon” by the same guy “I ain’t Sharin Shorn with’a’nobody else!”

There’s loads of other reasons to be anonymous online too.

Mostly for your own physical safety. Also none of this crap is about protecting kids. Middle aged wine-moms need to parent their stupid kids instead of letting the family iPad be the caretaker. Pornstars aren’t at fault if little timmy sees a pair of tits or a vagina, that would be the kid’s parents who are at fault

What the fuck, how is this the first time I’m hearing about this…

Because the media is evil and none of that bullshit is about protecting kids, they just want us to dox ourselves so we’re afraid to criticize anything

“No sir, I’m off the clock now, Unless you’re paying overtime I’ll see you tomorrow”

so compartmentalize it for just watching youtube. make a new profile on your privacy-friendly web browser just for that, load that profile up with all the annoyance blocking things you need and leave the main daily-driver profile free from google.

and don’t use any of google’s services on mobile if you can

a few months ago, youtube implemented AI-based age assurance where to prove you’re an adult if the AI thought you were underage, you could either

1. dox yourself by uploading an ID that they absolutely WILL keep on file forever and will inevitably leak when they get hacked in the future
2. add a credit card to your account so they can trick you into paying for youtube premium when you accidentally click on something in the future or 3. if your account is old enough and has gotten continuous consistent use then they’ll just go with that

The media is evil and didn’t give the story any attention