ARGH Why did you have to remind me that Tom Scott is still missing from Youtube!

POPTARTS are Calzones. Calzones are Pizzas. Pizzas are Open-Face Sandwiches!

Carrots are common as a sweetener and thickener in some veggie based sauces. Melinda’s hot sauce uses them too

I love a biscuit breakfast Sammy. I can buy one for 3 bucks, or spend 20 dollars and 2 hours making a less good one

Dumbest music organizer I know of.

I miss my BlackBerry and it’s scheduled reboot option

I got an HP because it was remote accessible, and had a scanner with a feed tray as well. It prints maybe 10 pages on a new cartridge. Costs 30 bucks for a new one. 3 dollars a page to print.

Bought a brother LaserPrinter that only prints B&W but at like 2000 pages. HP just does scanning now, nothing else

How dare they try to bring this to a larger market at exactly the same price as that other company without increasing the price.