I’m now pissed off that it’s taken ☹️

Obviously not, I said they work.

My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.

Where the fuck are you getting spicy celery?

That’s not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.

Oops! Dyslexia lol. My bad.

SPIC lmao. They might want to rethink that acronym.

Bitch ain’t heard of spearmint gum?

Being able to block what you want is great, having other people decide what to block for you is not.

I’m not hungover yet, but I will be in the morning.

Or it could just be a humorous joke that everybody enjoys, except for that one miserable douchbag who insists on ruining everybody else’s fun because mama didn’t love them enough or whatever your problem is.

I haven’t seen Maddox in years! That was a memory trip.

They’ll have a hell of a time with that. My roku TCL’s don’t even know the internet exists over here.

What if they decide you’re a terrorist? Governments should not have this power period. Anybody can become an “enemy of the state” at any time.