CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

As someone who sells robot vacuums for a living, I’d take two!

What’s wrong with men’s phones? Is she afraid of fucking cooties?

Oh shit, that takes me back.

Yeah, those lot have been shit for decades.

Exterminatus

schlorp

Who drinks warm milkshakes?

“This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!”

How’s that even relevant?

The man with the hot dogs looked right at me and said, “holy shit, that bullet was meant for me.”

Fuck. Thankyou. The hero we all need.

Time to buy it back I suppose! Snoy backed off.

Great news.

Damn that’s a lot of fuckin Power Rangers.

It’s pissin down rain here on the east coast right now. Cunts’ll be fuckin everywhere.