“Fee speech” is a serendipitous typo. Or maybe you meant it. First I’ve heard it, anyway.

This doesn’t meet the bar you want, but my marketing professor called the .99 idea the single greatest thing to come out of marketing in a century.

Mackerel

Fun fact! The official name for that holiday is Washington’s Birthday.

I don’t know the story behind its label of President’s Day but on the federal reserve’s website it shows:
“Washington’s Birthday (President’s Day)”

Visually this makes the most sense to me.