Meow.exe has stopped responding

Ewww, why dont you just jack into your private opera in your living room

/S

Wheres wd-40 linux?

Frosty the snowman has dead ringer

Hes in the vents

“There all fake”

30% extra damage to all people born in califora

This shit is DND now

U wake the kitty its gonna be like the witch from left for dead

“So umm hows the weather?”

Im sorry $user But we dont discuss things on this ethereal plane during the interviewing process.

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Remember pryimid schemes are illegal. Because they dont sell a product.

“It finds that he was hit with something more damaging than a bullet, the plates stop bullet but nothing you can buy can protect your pride”

Metal silly string and water balloons

Sudo !!

👌👌👌 perfection

Rock is best loud, who listens to queen on vol level 3

Teacher: “Mr microsoft lets do some counting today!”

Microsoft: 3.51, 95, 4, 98, 2000, ME, XP, 7, 8, 10, 11

I cant tell if its a crash test dummy joke or the prequel to the COD transit map

Wow what souless assholes!

Finds out the “crazy people” in the psych ward are not the patients but the supervisor!

Good for you, for leaving.

Fuck it do the linux meme and make it into a web server!

I suggest MPD i love using old hardware to stream my music around the house

“Sir hes crashing!”

“Hold the fuck on bill just one more round of balatro”