Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good animatronic Elvis like that?

At least it was a real name. Nowadays it seems like every new company’s name is just a random jumble of letters solely because that .com was available.

My not involved in human trafficking t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Lame

I feel the same sort of way about chartreuse. Can we just switch them?

It was also written by an ape, not a monkey.

I was really enjoying his overuse of the raised “isn’t it interesting” eyebrow.

I also have that printer. I have to read so many papers for school right now and that thing is a life saver. Is it weird to have feelings for a printer?